Suddenly one of the other tools rose and said, "I don't like the way brother hammer is leading the music he is making too much noise--he must go."
Brother hammer got mad and said, "If I have to go then brother nail must go you have to hit him on the head to get him to do anything around here!"
Brother nail got mad and said, "If I go then brother screw must go you have to turn him around and around to get him to serve God!"
Brother screw got mad and said, "If I must go then brother handsaw must go he's always very cutting and going against the grain around here!"
Brother handsaw got mad and said, "If I must go then brother sandpaper must go he's the roughest one of the bunch!"
Then brother sandpaper got up and said, "If I must go then brother ruler must go he's the only one who thinks he's right around here!"
So all tools were arguing about who's right and who must go when in walked the master carpenter. He gathered up the tools together and with grace and power he built a pulpit where the gospel could be preached all over the world.